If you can't take a little bloody nose maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross, but it's not for the timid.
-Q, Star Trek: The Next Generation
I nfs mounted a goat once
tcl me elmo
Monster AI is still in development. Some monsters may seem to be ignoring you until you actually shoot them. This is because as small aliens they refused to eat their humans and as a result suffered brain damage. We will be taking measures to ensure that all aliens receive a proper diet before the final release.
-Quake 2 Demo disclaimer
Sleep is optional...
-Quicktime 1.0 development team memo
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
-Thomas De Quincey
Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.
It's the duty of every car enthusiast to honestly answer the question "what car should I buy?" and not just always recommend a Miata.
I don't want to be a software engineer. I want to design weapons of mass destruction.
What, you figure that I get paid for killing myself?