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If you can't take a little bloody nose maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross, but it's not for the timid.
I nfs mounted a goat once
tcl me elmo
Monster AI is still in development. Some monsters may seem to be ignoring you until you actually shoot them. This is because as small aliens they refused to eat their humans and as a result suffered brain damage. We will be taking measures to ensure that all aliens receive a proper diet before the final release.
People who need to possess the physical copy of a book, not merely an electronic version, believe that the objects themselves are sacred. Some people may find this attitude baffling, arguing that books are merely objects that take up space. This is true, but so are Prague and your kids and the Sistine Chapel. Think it through, bozos.
Sleep is optional...
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.
It's the duty of every car enthusiast to honestly answer the question "what car should I buy?" and not just always recommend a Miata.
I don't want to be a software engineer. I want to design weapons of mass destruction.
What, you figure that I get paid for killing myself?
If there’s one thing my Great Uncle Aloysius always told me, it’s never to rely on unspecified synergies. Also, he was always like, “What’s a synergy? Pass me my pipe tobacco when you’re done with it.”