Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger

Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger

The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "'He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers,' said hot-shot English professor David Clarke, who is just like the rest of them, and even works at one of those crumby schools that rich people send their kids to so they don't have to look at them for four years."

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