Archived Blog Post: March 27, 2003

Useless Comparison: Shaquille O'Neal, Los Angeles Laker vs. Kozy Shack tapioca pudding

criterion Shaq Kozy Shack advantage
relevance to my life none always a good snack Kozy Shack
taste tasteless comments about diminutive chinese opponent Yao Ming tasty desert Kozy Shack. especially after Ming stuffed Shaq four times in one game.
packaging 7'1", 338 lbs 1/2 cup, 113g per serving tie: Kozy Shack if you're looking for portability; Shaq if you're looking for intimidation
availability signed to the lakers, might sign an autograph if you're nice they never seem to have the big containers at the albertson's near me but lately they've been carrying the single serving packs tie. neither readily available. Kozy Shack will win this one if they keep carrying the single serving pack with the "club card" discount, though.
attack? Shaq attack, useful if you're playing professional basketball hunger attack, always good to have on hand in case of Kozy Shack, unless you're Michael Jordan. actually even if you are Michael Jordan, as he does not fear Shaq.

winner: Kozy Shack