December 1999

Thursday, 30 December 1999

Archived Memepool Post: December 30, 1999

Instead of abducting people to UFO for medical examination, as other aliens do, these aliens collaborate with "Contact People" and perform the medical research in aliens/humans clinic on earth. My name is Adrian Dvir and I am one of the 'contact people'. (Posted to Wackos)

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Tuesday, 21 December 1999

Archived Memepool Post: December 21, 1999

A new Fox TV show takes old-fashioned concepts like "dowry", "gold digging", and, dare we say it, "prostitution", and updates them for a new generation. It's a whole new way to look at romance (after these important messages). (Posted to Television)

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Thursday, 16 December 1999

Archived Blog Post: December 16, 1999

Can't... Figure out... How to delete... old stories!

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Wednesday, 15 December 1999

Archived Blog Post: December 15, 1999

I'll be putting stuff here, but also on Memepool.

The entirety of the universe can be controlled from my feeble little web browser!

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Archived Memepool Post: December 15, 1999

Godzilla 2000. Godzilla the way it was meant to be. Giant rubber puppet. Fire breath. Overly dramatic incomprehensible Japanese narration. Cheesy plastic toys. No Matthew Broderick. No Orson Welles. Godzilla. (Posted to Movies)

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Tuesday, 14 December 1999

Archived Memepool Post: December 14, 1999

Yennichi refers to the day when there is a strong invisible connection between the real world and the gods. Osaka Yennichi refers to a collection of Shockwave games that you could be playing in real life if you were in Japan and of a spiritual mind. (Posted to Culture)

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Archived Memepool Post: December 14, 1999

If you thought the USPTO was stupid for granting trivial patents like "one click shopping" and "name your price" (which ought to have been rejected on grounds of prior art faster than you can say "limit order"), what do you think of it now that two guys have been granted a patent for entertaining a cat using a laser pointer? (Posted to Commentary)

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Monday, 13 December 1999

Archived Memepool Post: December 13, 1999

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away (the 70's), someone greenlighted one of the most horrible creations ever to deface the boob tube: the Star Wars Holiday Special. This review maybe makes it sound like it's so bad it's good, and in some ways, I guess it is, but in most other ways, it's sort of like putting live hornets in your ass. (Posted to Television)

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Archived Memepool Post: December 13, 1999

Last year's budget furnishing for starving college students is this year's budget furnishing for fashion conscious iBuyers. Cheap and easy-to-move inflatable Bubble Furniture comes in various iPleasing colors to match your overpriced but cute computer. (Posted to Fashion)

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Archived Memepool Post: December 13, 1999

Hyperactive kids driving you nuts? Try Kidstoned Chewables, the barbituate the whole family can enjoy. It's certainly less addictive than Ritalin. (Posted to Drugs)

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Sunday, 5 December 1999

Archived Memepool Post: December 5, 1999

Bitter? Might we recommend greeting cards for when you care enough to send the very worst. (Posted to Humor)

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